Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The worst part is he only had a bite, didn't like it, then threw it away.
His laptop's hidden in a 3 year-old pizza box.
Frozen Head for Dessert
Does anyone remember why we were all fired from Lake Park?
Grandma wanted to be cremated, but we had to take a wild guess about her position on cannibalism.
No watermelons were hurt in the making of this message.
She's no Playboy Bunny, but she'll do.
Little Billy's learning how to spell at a phenomenal rate.
He's preparing his hibernating pattern for the winter.
"Hey, this means I can crash at your place too, right? Dave's 4 Life!"
Colon cleanser performs a similar function to the taco truck I go to daily.
The Hamburglar was astonished and speechless.
What an idiot! Who capitalizes the word "Is"?
The next step is switching to skim. No one would dare touch that.
This note is utterly useless, everyone knows barbacks can't read.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.