http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/rejection Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /embed/6871100 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6871100/how-a-nice-guy-deals-with-rejection Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:00:46 -0500 /link/3994961 http://www.collegehumor.com/out2/8514/url/www.googlyfoogly.com/videos/The-Disappointed-Kid.html Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:16:03 -0400 /article/984540 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/984540/honest-rejection-letter-from-prestigious-liberal-arts-college Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:07:48 -0400 Dear applicant,



Thank you for applying to Prestigious Liberal Arts College. Actually, forget I said that. I’m kind of annoyed you wasted my time. I’m a very busy, important person, and every application is ten more minutes that I’m unable to spend laughing at poor people. I’d really like that time back.



Did you really think you had a shot of getting in? Come on man, you’re a white able-bodied male. Do you know how silly I’d look with you on the cover of our brochure? I’d be laughed out of the yacht club. White guy on a brochure! Jeez, do you have no concept of marketing?
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