Slow and steady wins the dating game.
At least he doesn't have to change a diaper.
There's no way she's not going to turn into a crazy ex who slashes his tires and lies about being pregnant.
Or save 100% instantly by not committing a crime.
Finally! The Scooby Doo - X Men crossover we've all been waiting for!
You want fries with that life-long commitment?
On the plus side, it's good advertising for a new apartment.
Cuts right to your sole.
L is for the way EVERYONE'S LOOKING COME ON HONEY NOW NOW NOW.
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With the Supreme Court tackling the Defense of Marriage Act, we've all seen people on social media showing their support by changing their avatars to red "Marriage Equality" equals signs. Of course, w …