This Weekend Was Wonderful Facebook Post picture This Weekend Was Wonderful Facebook Post

Emphasis on "was" and "one."

| 2 comments | yesterday
Barrel of Love picture Barrel of Love

I'm jealous of that hose, but only because it isn't alive.

| 2 comments | 4 days ago
Forever Alone T-Shirt Girl picture Forever Alone T-Shirt Girl

You're never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.

| 2 comments | 4 days ago
Baby's First Rejection picture Baby's First Rejection

It's like they think they're people.

| 0 comments | 4 days ago
Sweet Old Man Sitting Next to a Creepy Couple picture Sweet Old Man Sitting Next to a Creepy Couple

It's like they don't even know that they're ruining everything.

| 1 comment | February 03, 2012
Kristen Bell Cheats on Sloth with Monkey picture Kristen Bell Cheats on Sloth with Monkey

Who's in tears now?

| 6 comments | January 31, 2012
Fish Ruins Underwater Kiss picture Fish Ruins Underwater Kiss

Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

| 2 comments | January 31, 2012
Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two picture Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two

Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.

| 21 comments | January 27, 2012
Intolerable Couple Causes Optical Illusion picture Intolerable Couple Causes Optical Illusion

They're not actually together, they're just appearing to hook up.

| 2 comments | January 27, 2012
Old Fashioned Phone Couple picture Old Fashioned Phone Couple

They'd ask their grandchildren how to wear iPhones as hats, but they died ten years ago.

| 1 comment | January 25, 2012
Facebook Flirting Fail picture Facebook Flirting Fail

He's never been turned down by a woman, but only because no one has ever even responded.

| 5 comments | January 23, 2012
Osama Weds Kim Jong-Il picture Osama Weds Kim Jong-Il

A match made in definitely not Heaven.

| 2 comments | January 19, 2012
Woman Uses Boyfriend as Computer Chair picture Woman Uses Boyfriend as Computer Chair

"Honey, where are those wheels I got you for Christmas? They worked so well on you."

| 11 comments | January 17, 2012
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic picture Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

| 13 comments | January 17, 2012
The Hardest Thing You'll Ever Have to Do picture The Hardest Thing You'll Ever Have to Do

Besides explaining what toothpaste is to your robot grandchildren.

| 17 comments | January 16, 2012
Best Man Gets Emotional picture Best Man Gets Emotional

"I'm not crying, there's just something in my soul."

| 5 comments | January 13, 2012
Idiots Riding Couples Bike picture Idiots Riding Couples Bike

The tandem bike just looked too cool.

| 3 comments | December 21, 2011
Nerdy Videogame Console Wedding Cake picture Nerdy Videogame Console Wedding Cake

They spent all their honeymoon money on an arcade instead.

| 9 comments | December 14, 2011
Parents Kissing While Holding Children Upside Down picture Parents Kissing While Holding Children Upside Down

Because "turn those frowns upside down" wasn't working for the Christmas photo.

| 2 comments | November 22, 2011
Wedding Congratulations From Hotel picture Wedding Congratulations From Hotel

Please accept this complimentary letter as a token of our appreciation.

| 4 comments | October 19, 2011