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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
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Serial Killer Pick Up Lines
AHHHH! How sweet.
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Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
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Insufferable Face Art Make Out Couple
You know what, get two rooms.
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Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
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Wedding Tebow
So much for the sanctity of memes.
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This Weekend Was Wonderful Facebook Post
Emphasis on "was" and "one."
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Barrel of Love
I'm jealous of that hose, but only because it isn't alive.
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Forever Alone T-Shirt Girl
You're never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.
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Baby's First Rejection
It's like they think they're people.
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Sweet Old Man Sitting Next to a Creepy Couple
It's like they don't even know that they're ruining everything.
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Kristen Bell Cheats on Sloth with Monkey
Who's in tears now?
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Fish Ruins Underwater Kiss
Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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Fundies: The Underwear Built for Two
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
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Intolerable Couple Causes Optical Illusion
They're not actually together, they're just appearing to hook up.
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Old Fashioned Phone Couple
They'd ask their grandchildren how to wear iPhones as hats, but they died ten years ago.
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Facebook Flirting Fail
He's never been turned down by a woman, but only because no one has ever even responded.
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Osama Weds Kim Jong-Il
A match made in definitely not Heaven.
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Woman Uses Boyfriend as Computer Chair
"Honey, where are those wheels I got you for Christmas? They worked so well on you."
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.


