The -az family has since changed their suffix.
It was one hell of a month.
Achievement Unlocked: referencing something your great aunt didn't understand.
It makes even less sense if you actually hear it.
Not to be rude but that car could do way better than him.
"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" - Homer Simpson
The perfect relationship.
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
AHHHH! How sweet.
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
You know what, get two rooms.
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
So much for the sanctity of memes.
Emphasis on "was" and "one."
I'm jealous of that hose, but only because it isn't alive.
You're never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.
It's like they think they're people.
It's like they don't even know that they're ruining everything.
Who's in tears now?
Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
They're not actually together, they're just appearing to hook up.