Picture "She ain't in another castle, bro. She's in my room just waiting for me to come back for Round 2."
Picture "Baby, if we press our bodies together, maybe it will average into a decent tan for both of us"
Picture Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever.
Picture "Your honor, I'd like to submit this screencap from CollegeHumor.com as evidence of voluntary manslaughter."
Picture My relationship with facebook is complicated. Filthy creeps stealing all my sensitive and sweet information.
Picture Okay, okay first thing's first. Only vampire babies drink period blood. It's a last resort and a monstrous thing to drink. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a woman's period will keep you ali
Picture To be fair, those kids wouldn't even know the difference between a shank and a ribeye. Stupid kids.