The world is a confusing place, so let Professor GIF explain the most befuddling topics through the magic of animated GIFs.

IN THIS ISSUE: 3 easy facts and 14 hilarious GIFs explaining what it's like to do the job Benedict XVI is leaving.

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...]]> /article/6869995 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6869995/the-popes-exit-interview-questionnaire Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:25:26 -0500

This morning, Pope Benedict XVI shocked Catholics around the world by announcing that he would resign at the end of this month, making him only the second pope in history to do so. Surprisingly, there is in fact protocol for these things.

/article/6867277 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6867277/goddamn-cold-and-flu-season Wed, 30 Jan 2013 09:53:24 -0500

It's the middle of winter and you know what that means: time for everyone you know to start getting sick. Whether it's a cough, cold, fever or the flu, chances are that you're going to do battle with some malady this winter. But fear not, I'm here to help get you prepared. As a veteran of sixteen bouts of strep throat, twenty different strains of the flu and coughs/colds too numerous to count, I know my way around a sick day. If you follow my advice as the first sign of sickness you should be on the road to recovery in no time.

Adam: Hey… What's that you've got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone's been talking about?

/article/6857706 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6857706/7-doomsday-predictions-and-why-they-wont-come-true Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:57:34 -0500 The end of the year is usually a time for celebration, but in 2012 things have taken a darker turn – it seems everyone from the ancient Sumerians to modern-day UFO abductees believe the world is coming to an end before the month is out. Let's take a look at some of these doomsday predictions and see if we can separate fact from fiction:

1. End of the Mayan Calendar

...]]> /article/6853564 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6853564/the-pope-on-other-websites Tue, 04 Dec 2012 17:10:34 -0500 Contrary to popular belief, the Pope isn't just on Twitter.

Facebook:

/article/6835838 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6835838/if-bible-heroes-were-more-like-you Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:21:00 -0400

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good: but maybe not the best thing God had ever made, you know? So God got kind of discouraged.

And God figured whatever, he's not going to start over now, so He called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Then God spent the second day figuring out how much stuff he had left to create and dividing that by the hours in the next five days, so that if he created a little bit every hour starting on day three, he could have a couple cookies and nap for the rest of the second day.

...]]> /article/6829265 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6829265/tom-cruises-bedtime-dialogue-with-xenu-the-god-of-scientology Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:59:40 -0400 Star Magazine is releasing an issue this week claiming that Tom Cruise has renounced Scientology. But whether or not the public face of Scientology is gone for good, Cruise – like every other modern religious thinker – has been having his deep moments of religious doubt.

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...]]> /article/6795159 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6795159/5-things-everyone-should-know-about-the-higgs-boson Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:33:12 -0400 1. It's way easier to think of it as a "God Particle."
Sure, the Higgs Boson verifies a physical mechanism proposed in 1964 and in no way confirms the existence of a god or any kind of supreme being, but all that science can get really complicated and exhausting. Instead of thinking about any of that, make a facebook status letting all of your stupid atheist friends know who the king of science is now!

2. Pictures of the Higgs Boson Look Pretty Damn Cool

...]]> /article/6750827 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6750827/the-ten-internet-plagues Thu, 05 Apr 2012 23:42:32 -0400

...]]> /article/6749395 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6749395/biblical-origins-of-modern-easter-traditions Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:46:13 -0400

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...]]> /article/6221533 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6221533/evolutionary-debate Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:05:02 -0400

Archangel Gabriel: Sup Bro Magnon? We're just about ready to finalize these plans for evolution. You wanna take a peek? It's got everything you wanted to know about how you'll be in the future.
...]]> /article/6227988 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6227988/museum-exhibits-of-the-future Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:50:49 -0400 Someday our lives will be curiously studied by future generations much like we ponder Medieval life or the citizens of the Roman Empire.  I wonder what a museum exhibit about us would look like…

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...]]> /article/4049586 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4049586/evolution-vs-creationism-simplified Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:43:35 -0400

EVOLUTION, as understood by a Creationist:



A few hundred years ago, deep in the jungle, a girl monkey goes into labor.
...]]> /article/5291929 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5291929/how-god-really-feels-about-gay-sex Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:14:46 -0400

The Garden of Eden, day ten or so.


God: Adam, there's something we need to talk about.


Adam: Sure, what's up?
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Gog:  Good morning, Flock!  Have you heard the good news?


Flock:  What good news?


Gog:  About how we all came into existence.


Flock:  What do you mean?  I thought we all fell out of our mothers' crotch flaps.
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