Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Very Worst Of Christian Rap
Thou shall pay for your own parking!
"We all say some crazy things we don't mean when we're drunk. Right, babe? ...babe?"--Timothy 4:18
Apparently there is no God or car wash within 200 miles of here
Well, you see, The Lord is a very, very busy omnipotent being.
Hey, he doesn't mean "Fag Sin," he means "Fag's In," like that's the cool style now. The text didn't wrap correctly.
Raptor Jesus will save us all from certain doom.
A long time ago, in a Sistine Chapel far, far away.
Magic Jesus Jacket wards off evil spirits and overweight Christians in one fell swoop
The more you text, the better your chances to meet Jesus Superstar! What're you waiting for kids!
Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement.
And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur.
Damn Atheist librarians. When will they quit!
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Don't ask me again.