Picture "We all say some crazy things we don't mean when we're drunk. Right, babe? ...babe?"--Timothy 4:18
Picture Hey, he doesn't mean "Fag Sin," he means "Fag's In," like that's the cool style now. The text didn't wrap correctly.
Picture The more you text, the better your chances to meet Jesus Superstar! What're you waiting for kids!
Picture And then Morgan Freeman attempted to "swan dive into the best night of his life" and shattered his femur.