But Jesus pays for it, he doesn't get it on the internet for free.
The very definition of unbiased.
In the name the sun we pray, amen.
I don't think any of us saw this Breaking Bad finale coming.
Habemus papam but also stuffed crust.
How much clearer can I say "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE VATICAN!"
But will the sequel live up to the hype?
God bless the Pup.
His Father would be proud.
Wait until marriage, you will.
The -az family has since changed their suffix.
Jesus had a +1.
Hanukkah may have come and gone, but the hangovers linger till Purim.
L'chaim lo mein.
Can I trade in this shlemiel for a shlemazel?
Yep, just gonna go down to the glory hole and get on my knees. To pray.
Looks like you can use his hand as a cup holder.
Jesus' miracles are getting a little racist.
Ask and you shall receive a demotion.
Let there be spam.
Making someone go to a store to buy a book is the greatest prank of all.
The real sin is paying thousands of dollars not to be able to ruin an entire building's plumbing.
Yikes, I think we should try the back entrance.