Breaking news: we can now confirm that the sun WILL rise again in the morning.
Not to dampen the red-hot reporting here or anything.
True journalistic professionalism in the face of boobversity.
With the prices of rain boots at such a mildly inconvenient price, can you really blame him?
Now that's what I call a double-fisted rejection.
The Nerd could not be reached for comment, as he was crying in a locker.
After the break, I'm going to toke up and prank call Blockbuster. Stay with us.
"Live long and prosper"-not Obama.
But I wanted to go swimming!
And now that she has reached the highest point of existence, she can become one with the earth.
That man with the microphone best not ask me no questions.
Norah O'Donnell seems to have a bit of a reputation.
In other news, large bearded men taste like stale cheetos.
Also a white runner transforms into a black guy in the background.
Okay, Sign, tell us what you really think of her.
The thing between her legs is part of the microphone. Or is it? Yes, it is.