Buy now and receive a free voucher to any death panel.
The GOP's Spanish-language site, RNClatinos.com, was supposed to appeal to Hispanic voters. Instead, it initially featured a stock photo of Asian children. Same thing, right?
Make love, not war (on marriage).
"Hey, we don't need any women telling us how to treat their lady penises."
There's a billion ways to spell "gaffe."
A vote for Newt is a possibility that you might get it back.
Before swinging, he pictured the ball was "big government."
What would Jesus puff?
The democrats are known throughout the land for that ole' donkey punch.
"Finally, a name the Republican party can stand behind."
This technolody is getting really good.