It's all you -- or anyone -- can eat buffet.
This Korean restaurant has given up on understanding Korean restaurants.
I said wurt wurt.
Honesty really is the best policy.
Excuse me, I'm looking for "Mediocre at Best" restaurant? No? OK, these'll do.
IDGAF about food poisoning.
I guess James Cameron wasn't available.
Whatever, serious is a subjective term.
First dates can be stressful. Don't make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can't do better than a 1 star se …
Aww boo hoo Hooters.
Get the Meeluv Yulong Tym special.
L'chaim lo mein.
I said what what in de burrt.
In dope we trust.
The service is great, but your order is always wrong.
This man REALLY appreciates art.
That does sound intriguing... even if the guy is right.
"Welcome to a world without rules about unlimited fish fry servings."
Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let's not say anything we'll regret later.