Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What was all that "I'm here for the wings" talk, baby?
Who says the customer is always right? This butcher does what he wants.
I enjoy nothing more in life than getting Herpes with my family and friends.
I don't know about you, but I'm definitely going back for seconds.
You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never.
Free if you let us use your loved one for ground beef patties.
It's not a complete lie. They squeezed the water used to make the juice out of a dirty kitchen rag.
Also coming soon, everyone in this establishment, because not using one just feels too damn good!
This is only funny if they're not talking about Dennys.
Step three is "slave away at at a menial job for forty five years."
"Jesus Allison this is off-centered again! This is the last time we let you take a picture ever--oh ok now I see what you did there."
Not so much of a menu item, but a description of what happens when you eat there.
I can't believe all this time I was eating non-deep-fried butter.
He may get away with it this time, but diabetes will exact its justice.
Warms the heart and and soul.
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