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			<title>Hire Me Jon Stewart!</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:44:20 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Shane Botwin's Work Resume Looks Pretty Legitimate</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 13:18:41 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>The 5 Stages of Graduation Grief</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:30:14 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:48:24 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:54:23 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Just think about how much fun his letter of resignation will be.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 20:56:14 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Your Internship, According To Your Resume</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 02:50:49 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 19:59:04 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Men, we found our new VP.]]></description>
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			<title>How The Hiring Process Works, According To My Highly Active Imagination</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:26:50 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Thompson</strong>: I am so tired of all of looking at all of these booooring resumes. We should hire no one.<br  />
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<strong>Schulz</strong>: Right? So many lame-os. It&#039;s like, hello, can we see someone who&#039;s got street smarts, good instincts, and who just really drives that point home by working seven thesaurus.com-grade synonyms for &quot;perseverance&quot; into his cover letter?<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>Resumes Through Life, If Resumes Included Stuff I was Actually Proud Of</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:55:12 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 16:51:28 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:12:36 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:02:38 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<br><br>In today's job market, it takes a lot to stand out. Everybody's talking about their experience and qualifications on boring type-written resumes. Wouldn't you much rather read about their extensive hoodie collections in MS Paint? I thought so...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:37:26 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is the cream of the crap at American Apparel.]]></description>
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			<title>I know some of you recent grads are still out there job hunting, you'll need this</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:17:58 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[A Microsoft Word template for a resume of awesomeness.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:42:07 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He should've mentioned he was on TV for 8 years.]]></description>
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			<title>Weird he doesn't have a job. Maybe the music isn't epic enough?</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:11:03 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The Internet resume of a prospective action-news reporter.]]></description>
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			<title>Your Resume, by Your Jewish Mother</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:58:45 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div align="""center"""><b><span class="caps">JERRY</span> <span class="caps">FINKLESTEIN</span></b><br  />
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A <span class="caps">VERY</span> <span class="caps">NICE</span> <span class="caps">PLACE</span> IN <span class="caps">MIDTOWN</span>, <span class="caps">NYC</span>, <span class="caps">NEW</span> <span class="caps">YORK</span><br  />
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<span class="caps">JERRYFINKLSTEIN</span>@YAHOO.COM<br  />...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[One way to job hunt...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2004 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is a portion of my roommate's resume that he passed around to some local banks for a job opening...]]></description>
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