Fight fire with water.
Who uses a vibrator at 6:12 PM?
That guy is pissed.
Pink eye for the straight guy.
He shouldn't have texted it to come over if he was this tired.
Now the only Facebook she'll have is the book she's reading with her face, because she's grounded, missy.
I don't know Chad, just that he probably deserves this.
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
Witness the adorable fury.
He posted a similar sign for his Golden Retriever last year.