Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum is more than just a gay sex phenomenon. In fact, he was a top contender for the GOP Presidential nomination before losing to Willard Mitt Romney, and before that, a United States Senator. Santorum is known for his extremely conservative social positions, so conservative, in fact, that Hitler once called him an “uptight killjoy.”* Having spent some time as a correspondent for Fox News, you know where you’ll be seeing him if (when) he doesn’t get the nomination. No, not West Hollywood. Unless he’s picketing. Which is a possibility. [[[readmore]]] *Closed-mouth Smile Is:* Shifty. Cocked to one side like he knows something you don’t. *Last Name Sounds Like:* A Harry Potter Villain *He Looks Like:* An evil Jerry Seinfeld. *Stance on Gays:* Preferably on top of their graves. *unverified hearsay

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