Rick Perry: Governing Texas. Which is to say: pretending the EPA doesn't exist; firing revolvers into the air for the state's weekly Alamo remembrance ceremony, which is observed by firing revolvers into the air; executions; saying things about Jesus; relaxing at his hunting lodge, the one that says "N*****head" on it and which he never really apologized for having; executions.
...]]> /article/6780648 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6780648/rick-santorum-speaking-tour-demands Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:57:10 -0400 It was reported this week that former Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum will be hitting the professional speaking circuit, charging between $40,000 and $50,000 per speech. CollegeHumor gained exclusive access to his leaked tour rider, featuring his list of demands at each speaking location.

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