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Screaming Marine on a Sling Shot Ride
Let's just hope the terrorists never get their hands on a sling shot ride.
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Lemur Rides Turtle Train
The express caribou was out of service. Because it was eaten by lions.
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Log Flume Monopoly
I hope they don't lose the Get Out of Amusement Park Jail Free Card.
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Mad Genius Invents Carnival Ride
The Carnival Review Board rejected it for only having a 50% chance of ripping your scalp off.
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Headbangers Fix Jammed Rollercoaster
And you thought it was 12 years too late for a Night at the Roxbury reference.
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Dog Rides Human Through the Snow
Next thing you know they'll be voting.
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Tough Guy Rides Scary Ride
I thought guys with soul patches were supposed to be cool and brave.
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Chimpanzee Riding a Girl's Bike
Amazing! It's like he doesn't even care that it's pink.
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Mystery Animal Rides Turtle
Awww, he's making other animals his slaves.
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Kitten Rides Turtle
The most adorable version of The Tortoise and the Hare.
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Super-Powered Carousel Just A Little Too Strong
It's time we stop making playgrounds safer and start making them awesomer.
hotlink That'll do pig. That'll do.
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Fun Carnival Ride Trick
All the kids that survived said it was the best ride ever.
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World's Longest Slide
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Extreme Carnival Ride
You must be this tall to ride. And twice as crazy.


