Tag: Roadkill

Squirrel Run Over by Line Painter Picture Squirrel Run Over by Line Painter
Road Killed Squirrel Picture Road Killed Squirrel
The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison. Picture The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison.
Highway Double-Deer Picture Highway Double-Deer
"Yep, it's definitely the transmission." Picture "Yep, it's definitely the transmission."
That possum is so damn punk rock. Picture That possum is so damn punk rock.
Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot. Picture Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot.
He looks like such an idiot riding in the bitch seat. Picture He looks like such an idiot riding in the bitch seat.
Score one for the road runner Picture Score one for the road runner
"Wake up! You promised you'd be my prom date tonight." Picture "Wake up! You promised you'd be my prom date tonight."
I hear the grilled deer is exquisite. Picture I hear the grilled deer is exquisite.
If Emily Dickinson wrote a telegram about roadkill... Picture If Emily Dickinson wrote a telegram about roadkill...
"I'll have mine to go." Picture "I'll have mine to go."
The Easter Bunny is like a living pinata. Picture The Easter Bunny is like a living pinata.
Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically. Picture Hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if you hit a deer at, say, 70 miles per hour? Hypothetically.
Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.' Picture Another classic case of 'Not My Problem.'
"What else is there to do with roadkill except put it in a shopping cart?" Picture "What else is there to do with roadkill except put it in a shopping cart?"
"We put smashed easter stuff around town with plush easter bunnies and made them look like they had been killed by cars. Done late at night the day before easter." Picture "We put smashed easter stuff around town with plush easter bunnies and made them look like they had been killed by cars. Done late at night the day before easter."