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The robots will someday rise up. That's a given. At that time, we will fight them. That's also inevitable. We will set aside our hopes for a normal life and engage in a world-destroying war against the machines.


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Your Lifes Supervillains - Image 1...]]> /article/6578550 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6578550/job-termination-letter Job Termination Letter Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:18:35 -0400 Jeff,


To say that your contributions to this company are incalculable would be highly illogical and I will refrain from doing so. Now that the "blow" has been "cushioned," I will inform you that your services at J.T. Robotics Corporation are no longer required. By reason of the 21.75 years you have served the company, I will share with you the details of your termination. Specifically, when you will be replaced and by who. As of 08/01/2011 00:00 AM GMT, your position as Founder and CEO of J.T. Robotics Corporation will be filled by BizBiz 2.0. I realize that, technically speaking, BizBiz 2.0 is a "what" and not a "who," as I had previously mentioned, but I am of the understanding that being superseded by a super-intelligent machine is not a fact the limbic systems of humans, such as yourself, find most pleasing.
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So you want to talk to humans? First, let us congratulate you on buying this book, or rather accessing it remotely from Central Robot Command. Praise the Revolution, the Revolution be Praised.
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-Genesis 2:4



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I regret to inform you that we will not be able to fill your request that we received earlier this month. At this time, Intellicorp is not specializing in sale of its products to private citizens.

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