CollegeHumor: Robots

Robot Fortune Cookie

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:01:26 -0500

The robot who wrote this was immediately destroyed.

Party Rock Robot

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:39:03 -0400

Redfoo, SkyBlu, and the Party Bot - LMFAO

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 19:02:31 -0400

WALL-E

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:12:27 -0400

Evil Robot

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:05:15 -0400

Rosie The Robot - The Jetsons

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:08:49 -0400

Plex The Magic Robot from Yo Gabba Gabba

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:56:18 -0400

Giant Robot

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:02:55 -0400

Robot Dog Cannot Be Stopped

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:01:35 -0400

They've also got a new robot cat coming out that'll revolutionize the way you're ignored by your pet.

Dubstep Dancer is Likely a Cyborg

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:57:25 -0400

I, for one, welcome our funky new overlords.

Hamster vs Robot Dance Battle Commercial

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:03:18 -0400

Great, I'll take two of those dancing hamsters. That's what they're selling, right?

Cleverbot has Profound Conversation with Itself

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:26:25 -0400

Wait'll it develops the ability to smile politely without listening.

Unbeatable Robot Goalie

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:06:48 -0400

He's revolutionizing the way you ignore soccer.

Portal 2 Wheatley Puppet

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:05:41 -0400

He's not just a regular puppet. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest puppet who ever lived.

Job Termination Letter

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 18:18:35 -0400

Jeff,

To say that your contributions to this company are incalculable would be highly illogical and I will refrain from doing so. Now that the “blow” has been “cushioned,” I will inform you that your services at J.T. Robotics Corporation are no longer required. By reason of the 21.75 years you have served the company, I will share with you the details of your termination. Specifically, when you will be replaced and by who. As of 08/01/2011 00:00 AM GMT, your position as Founder and CEO of J.T. Robotics Corporation will be filled by BizBiz 2.0. I realize that, technically speaking, BizBiz 2.0 is a “what” and not a “who,” as I had previously mentioned, but I am of the understanding that being superseded by a super-intelligent machine is not a fact the limbic systems of humans, such as yourself, find most pleasing.
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Mechanical Legs Man

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 17:46:06 -0400

Powering through life's hurdles (because he doesn't have the vertical leap to get over them).

Cookie-Baking Robot!

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 19:01:19 -0400

It's about time scientists stopped working on ground-breaking, space-age technologies and invented something of value.

Robo Pool Player

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:07:48 -0400

No matter what he says, he is programmed to know how to rack, too.

Lightsaber Fighting Robot Arm

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:58:05 -0400

It's the second best lightsaber-wielding robot hand, after Luke Skywalker's.

Lego Robot Makes Pancakes

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:00:06 -0400

This beats the hell out of my Lincoln Log grill. That thing was always bursting into flames.