Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This is the last time we hire those philosophy grad students to construct our patio.
The people living inside my computer are such jerks
Those two dudes are rock hard right now.
Now that's my kind of mineral
This was drawn by a mediocre artist who has seen too many Yes album covers.
The buffalo wait until you lose a wheel and you're immobile - then they strike.
Rock is a political prisoner.
"Now what are we supposed to do?"
"If you're a light weight, you gotta carry some heavy weight."
The hail was as ping pong balls, I've never seen anything like it.
"Watch for Falling Rocks"
"We found this H2 ghetto rigged on a boulder and a log. They even snagged the spare."
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