"Rocket" Video

In the future, all medical procedures will be performed by rockets.

No one explain what happened. I want to keep believing that spaceship bent the fabric of reality.

"No no no! I said I wanted it to be a f*ck torpedo!"

Let this be a valuable lesson to all: Rocket launches are AWESOME!

Piloted by the most laid-back astronaut in NASA history.

You see, it's not the water in the bottle that humiliated him, it's the compressed air.

"Ten... nine... eight... sevensixfivfothreetwone!"

SPOILER ALERT: The bird loses.

The Empire strikes back... at model rocket enthusiasts.

The Japanese space program still needs some work.

As if we needed more proof everything is better in slow motion.

I love this new trend of hooking rockets up to things.