"Roller Coaster" Video

Don't worry, the ride is more afraid of you than you are of it.

From loswhit

And you thought it was 12 years too late for a Night at the Roxbury reference.

Spoiler alert: milk everywhere.

I wouldn't want to have a staring contest with this guy. He'd be unstoppable.

He only lost three sons getting the loop to work right.

Big deal. Call me when they're doing parkour on a rollercoaster track that goes upside-down.

And grandparents thought grandkids and bingo were fun!

But not his last. He's gonna do it at least one more time.

You must be at least this hot to ride this ride.

From Ben

He's quite reserved for a sports fan.

He's not scared of the ride, he's scared because he's been kidnapped.

From the creators of The Waldo Ultimatum and MushMouth comes a design for a new roller coaster built entirely out of Lego!

From TheImponderables

You must be this high pitched to ride this ride.

From dblogged

All the fear of death that most rides provide without any of the silly thrills of actually moving or dropping.

These kids take Rollercoaster Tycoon a little too seriously.

As a roller coaster tester, it's my job to let you know whether or not trips to places like Cedar Point are worth it.

Being on a morning news show has its ups and downs.

In a strange way, I envy those K'nex people who get to ride the K'nex coaster all day.

From Marissa

You must be pudgy to board this ride.