If you could be completely honest with your roommate, you'd be the worst.
"Y'know, Mike, there's a chore wheel for reason, we all have to pitch in. Also stop eating my crackers."
"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."
"Whoa, this is just like The Matrix. At least I think, I was high on rat poison when I saw it."
The flower pattern really tones down the content of the note.
January 13 at 2:32pm - Why haven't I received your 8 fun facts yet?!?
You think your roommate is messy?
Oasis You: Noel, get out of my bed. Noel: Liam blocked off that side of the room. You: We live in a triple! How can you not find some other place? Liam: Cause he's a wanker! Noel: Shut up! Shut …
Febreze will take that stain right out.
"Roommate went out of town for a week, so I wrapped everything in her room in tinfoil."
Leave the weed out of this! Take me instead!