roommate confessions

    Your Hookah Pipe Cleaner Is My Plunger
    I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent
    That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
    I'm the Reason You're Balding
    Pasta With A Side of Foot
    Scrambled Eggs With a Side of Phlegm
    That Wasn't Real Weed
    Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
    Wondering Why Your Pillow Is Crusty?
    I'm Doing Your Mom
    Dennis Quaid Is Calling You
    Your Dog Licked My Balls
    I Spit on My Family's Food
    Your Protein Shake Had a Special Ingredient
    Sit on a Barbed Wire Dildo

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