CollegeHumor: Roommate

Roommate Caught Dancing to Korean Pop

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:55:37 -0500

It cold have been worse. He could have been caught dancing to North Korean pop, and exposed as a spy.

Best Roommate Ever

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:13:39 -0400

"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."

Choose Wisely

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:07:25 -0400

"Whoa, this is just like The Matrix. At least I think, I was high on rat poison when I saw it."

Untitled 3

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:33:47 -0500

The flower pattern really tones down the content of the note.

If you work in porn you get reprimanded for not including these words

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:06:10 -0500

Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Note.

I'm in your Bed, Jay

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 16:48:04 -0500

Not nearly as fun and playful as Jay's response video, "I'm Punching Your Face, Jason."

Untitled 6

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:15:26 -0500

January 13 at 2:32pm - Why haven't I received your 8 fun facts yet?!?

Untitled 7

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:38:17 -0500

You think your roommate is messy?

If Musicians Were Your Roommates

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:45:13 -0400

Oasis

You: Noel, get out of my bed.

Noel: Liam blocked off that side of the room.

You: We live in a triple! How can you not find some other place?
...

Now I REALLY don't want to go to Tufts

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:04:07 -0400

Tufts University has banned everything fun about having a roommate: sexile AND having sex while they're still in the room.

Roommate's New Toy

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:04:37 -0400

A couple of guys make shocking discoveries about their roommate, and themselves.

Refrigerator Prank Makes Roommate Cry

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:00:29 -0400

To be fair, that shirt was REALLY chill.

They also replaced him with a cardboard replica. Noone has seen the real Ted since

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:46:09 -0400

Roommates replace all their friends stuff with cardboard replicas.

Deer Scare

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:00:25 -0400

He's horrified. But still too lazy to get off the couch and run.

Untitled 14

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:05:27 -0500

Febreze will take that stain right out.

Silence of The Roommates

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:21:57 -0500

These guys deal with the creepiest roommate ever.

My Roommate's Boyfriend-The Job Interview

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:54:00 -0400

My Roommate. Her Boyfriend. One Apartment. Starring Dava Krause, Tom Clark, Ashton Lunceford, Joey Nunez, Todd Hunter.

Untitled 17

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:25:41 -0400

"Roommate went out of town for a week, so I wrapped everything in her room in tinfoil."

Random Roommate Scare

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:50:22 -0400

This startled young man was in the middle of mourning the death of his recently deceased grandfather.

Classic story: a new roommate who won't shut up about his five-hour f*ckfest

Tue, 20 May 2008 14:34:15 -0400

The Onion: "New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour F*ckfest Didn't Keep You Up"