CollegeHumor: Roommates Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/roommates Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6889873 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889873/i-superglued-her-door-shut I Superglued Her Door Shut Mon, 13 May 2013 11:26:15 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

I Superglued Her Door Shut...]]> /article/6889842 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889842/if-congress-got-stuff-done-like-roommates If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates Mon, 13 May 2013 10:23:06 -0400
If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates

Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.

]]> /article/6886234 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886234/i-farted-on-your-face-while-you-slept I Farted On Your Face While You Slept Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:20:24 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

I Farted On Your Face While You Slept - Image 3...]]> /article/6886232 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886232/i-got-my-roommate-kicked-out-of-his-church I Got My Roommate Kicked Out of His Church Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:12:42 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

I Got My Roommate Kicked Out of His Church - Image 3...]]> /article/6885567 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885567/dont-ever-live-with-someone-from-work Don't Ever Live With Someone From Work Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:36:15 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

Dont Ever Live With Someone From Work - Image 3...]]> /article/6883998 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883998/you-break-my-snowboard-i-break-you You Break My Snowboard, I Break You Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:58:37 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

You Break My Snowboard, I Break You - Image 3...]]> /article/6882901 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882901/12-of-the-weirdest-things-you-can-do-for-free-rent-on-craigslist 12 of the Weirdest Things You Can Do for Free Rent on Craigslist Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:39:30 -0400 Craigslist is a great place to find housing and also to find weirdos who will pay some or all of your rent if you do sex stuff with them. Here are 10 real outside-the-box roles you can fill in exchange for room and board TODAY:

1. Live-In Girlfriend And Possibly Mother of This Guy's Children Because Why Not, He Already Has a Spare Room for the Kids

The most hilarious part of this highly presumptuous offer is the requirement that you "be able to hold your own in jeans or formal." Not only does it read like criteria for a beauty pageant, but the phrase "hold your own" lets us know that this guy is setting a HIGH standard that any future lady needs to be able to match. After all, he does his own cooking AND cleaning.
...]]> /article/6882812 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882812/the-gorilla-in-booty-shorts The Gorilla in Booty Shorts Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:37:02 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

The Gorilla in Booty Shorts - Image 3...]]> /article/6882088 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882088/roommate-confessions-special-cookies-and-the-taco-massacre Special Cookies and the Taco Massacre Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:28:59 -0400 Welcome back to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

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I Think My Roommates Novel Is About Me - Image 2...]]> /article/6838701 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6838701/reply-all REPLY ALL: Careers, Roommates, Monty Python, Remembering Names Mon, 22 Oct 2012 11:56:24 -0400 Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.



My dad wants me to join the army/sherrif's department but I want to finish college and get my law degree. Any thoughts? Also, y'all are awesome. – Robin

It's pretty normal to have some disconnect between what your parents want for your future and your own ambitions. For example, I wanted to be a Disney channel star but my parents wanted me to be "college educated" and "not likely to drive a Porsche through a stranger's living room while on a coke binge." Your dad has spent eighteen years making the major decisions for your life, so it's probably a little scary to give up control to a complete life-running rookie. But ultimately, it is your life. So if what you really want is to be a lawyer, do it. Work your ass off and openly weep during the LSATs and buy power suits. Also, leave me your number because I'm going to need a good lawyer if the Disney thing ever pans out.

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Roommate Red Flags - DVR

Now, clearly we could let you know that Dancing with the Stars, Sex and the City, and the entire Lifetime network would make this list, but those are deal breakers. If you find yourself in that situation, run as fast as you can in the other direction. As far those that we've included on this list are concerned, these are what we call the "Gateway Shows" to hours upon hours of mindless, miserable shows that will leave any true man scratching his head or wanting to beat himself over the top of said head….

Roommate Red Flags - Put your shirt on bro...]]> /article/6288110 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6288110/6-fights-youll-have-with-your-roommate 6 Fights You'll Have with Your Roommate Wed, 15 Sep 2010 17:11:51 -0400


After a long day of checking Facebook, going to class, and checking Facebook while in class, you and your roommate have retired to your respective extra-long twin-sized rest areas. Your blankets are warm and your pillow is cool—you’ve even found the right groove in that pre-used mattress of yours. The only thing keeping you from a good night’s sleep is the artificial glow of the overhead light. The light switch is right next to your roommate’s bed, so you ask him to turn it off. You don’t get a response and you realize that, for the third night in a row, your roommate is pretending to sleep. Since your roommate is “asleep” and doesn’t want to blow his act, you can say pretty much anything you want without worrying about a rebuttal. You’ll win the war of words but in the end, you’re still the one who has to get up and turn off the lights.

...]]> /article/3207941 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3207941/your-roommate-translated Your Roommate, Translated Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:16:41 -0500 Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!

How old is your sister?
Wanna see what's on ESPN?
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You're platonically living with a girl.  It's a strictly professional relationship.  Impossible? Not at all!  Here are a few key phrases to guide you through stressful situations with even the girliest of girl roommates:

...]]> /article/5805265 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5805265/handling-roommate-problems---his-and-her-reactions Handling Roommate Problems - His and Her Reactions Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:53:41 -0500
Situation: Not Doing the Dishes

 



Hers: "Someone left their dishes in the sink! Someone who eats Lucky Charms! Didn't you buy Lucky Charms? I really don't want to point fingers, I want to share the responsibilities of living together, but it just upsets me when people don't respect my space and thus, don't respect me. We can all be adults about this and talk it out. If it doesn't change, I'm going to schedule a mediation with the RA."
...]]> /article/5572718 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5572718/the-anatomy-of-a-dorm-room The Anatomy of a Dorm Room Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:09:52 -0400
College is a time filled with decisions. What to major in, whether or not to join a frat and, most importantly, how to arrange the beds in your dorm room. Once you unpack all your stuff it's really annoying to move them again. Here are the pros and cons for the seven most common dorm-bed configurations.

...]]> /article/5436378 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5436378/whos-bringing-the-microwave Who's Bringing the Microwave? Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:09:38 -0400 My cousin Jordan is starting his freshman year this coming August. He just got his roommate assignment and sent this over to me the other day. Check it out.


...]]> /article/5267364 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5267364/the-7-kinds-of-roommates The 7 Kinds of Roommates Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:17:01 -0400
Roommates are horrible.

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