CollegeHumor: Roommates http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/roommates Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6889873 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889873/i-superglued-her-door-shut I Superglued Her Door Shut Mon, 13 May 2013 11:26:15 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

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If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates

Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.

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Dont Ever Live With Someone From Work - Image 3...]]> /article/6883998 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883998/you-break-my-snowboard-i-break-you You Break My Snowboard, I Break You Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:58:37 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

You Break My Snowboard, I Break You - Image 3...]]> /article/6882901 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882901/12-of-the-weirdest-things-you-can-do-for-free-rent-on-craigslist 12 of the Weirdest Things You Can Do for Free Rent on Craigslist Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:39:30 -0400 Craigslist is a great place to find housing and also to find weirdos who will pay some or all of your rent if you do sex stuff with them. Here are 10 real outside-the-box roles you can fill in exchange for room and board TODAY:

1. Live-In Girlfriend And Possibly Mother of This Guy's Children Because Why Not, He Already Has a Spare Room for the Kids

The most hilarious part of this highly presumptuous offer is the requirement that you "be able to hold your own in jeans or formal." Not only does it read like criteria for a beauty pageant, but the phrase "hold your own" lets us know that this guy is setting a HIGH standard that any future lady needs to be able to match. After all, he does his own cooking AND cleaning.
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My dad wants me to join the army/sherrif's department but I want to finish college and get my law degree. Any thoughts? Also, y'all are awesome. – Robin

It's pretty normal to have some disconnect between what your parents want for your future and your own ambitions. For example, I wanted to be a Disney channel star but my parents wanted me to be "college educated" and "not likely to drive a Porsche through a stranger's living room while on a coke binge." Your dad has spent eighteen years making the major decisions for your life, so it's probably a little scary to give up control to a complete life-running rookie. But ultimately, it is your life. So if what you really want is to be a lawyer, do it. Work your ass off and openly weep during the LSATs and buy power suits. Also, leave me your number because I'm going to need a good lawyer if the Disney thing ever pans out.

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