Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
How All Soda Should Be Sold in Grocery Stores
Stuffed Bear is Drunk in Tent
"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.
This is why god invented tables.
I love lamp.
You had me at rum.
The moral of the story is if you are going to dress up a 9-year-old boy like a girl and feed him rum, try to drive the speed limit.
"Over $10,000 worth of Rum in 2 years."
"Duct taped a 1.5 liter bladder of white Russian mix to my stomach for the Ohio State - Michigan game. Worked like a charm."
This drink is gonna be a little hard to swallow...
"15 Gallons of Kool Aid, 1 Handle of Everclear, 2 Handles of Vodka, 1 Litre of Coconut Rum, and a trip to your local hardware store can make a very interesting night. Along with cleaning up red vomit stains until 6 am."
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