Tag: Rum

Stuffed Bear is Drunk in Tent Picture Stuffed Bear is Drunk in Tent
"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter. Picture "Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.
This is why god invented tables. Picture This is why god invented tables.
You had me at rum. Picture You had me at rum.
The moral of the story is if you are going to dress up a 9-year-old boy like a girl and feed him rum, try to drive the speed limit. Picture The moral of the story is if you are going to dress up a 9-year-old boy like a girl and feed him rum, try to drive the speed limit.
"Over $10,000 worth of Rum in 2 years." Picture "Over $10,000 worth of Rum in 2 years."
"Duct taped a 1.5 liter bladder of white Russian mix to my stomach for the Ohio State - Michigan game. Worked like a charm." Picture "Duct taped a 1.5 liter bladder of white Russian mix to my stomach for the Ohio State - Michigan game. Worked like a charm."
This drink is gonna be a little hard to swallow... Picture This drink is gonna be a little hard to swallow...
"15 Gallons of Kool Aid, 1 Handle of Everclear, 2 Handles of Vodka, 1 Litre of Coconut Rum, and a trip to your local hardware store can make a very interesting night. Along with cleaning up red vomit stains until 6 am." Picture "15 Gallons of Kool Aid, 1 Handle of Everclear, 2 Handles of Vodka, 1 Litre of Coconut Rum, and a trip to your local hardware store can make a very interesting night. Along with cleaning up red vomit stains until 6 am."