World's Meanest Hamster video World's Meanest Hamster

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

And that was the last time anyone went to Norway. picture And that was the last time anyone went to Norway.
Awesome Runner Animation video Awesome Runner Animation

Someone make this into a flash game so I can play it.

Average Sportscaster vs Pro Athlete Race Simulations video Average Sportscaster vs Pro Athlete Race Simulations

Spoiler alert: Everyone won because they all had fun.

Track Runner Falls Down, Still Wins video Track Runner Falls Down, Still Wins

Her strategy? Run really, really fast.

Cheese Rolling 2007 video Cheese Rolling 2007

Watch these British folk do their best limp dummy imitation during this intensely vertical race.

Ever wonder how strippers keep busy once they're past their prime? picture Ever wonder how strippers keep busy once they're past their prime?
So that's how Usain Bolt trains for the Olympics. picture So that's how Usain Bolt trains for the Olympics.
"Please cameraman, don't just stand there!" picture "Please cameraman, don't just stand there!"
Phillies Fan Gets Tased For Running On Field video Phillies Fan Gets Tased For Running On Field

He didn't deserve this injust-...oh he was a Phillies fan? That's cool.

Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea. picture Ever wonder why the XFL didn't succeed? Well besides this it was just a really stupid idea.
Green man is totally just watching the race from the sidelines, tripping out on acid. picture Green man is totally just watching the race from the sidelines, tripping out on acid.
The World's Fastest Goalie video The World's Fastest Goalie

Thank God he saved the shot, otherwise they'd have lost by two goals instead of one.

He must have taken it pretty hard, the loss that is. picture He must have taken it pretty hard, the loss that is.
Guy vs. Stop Sign video Guy vs. Stop Sign

I thought it said "STOP."

Steeple Chase Topples video Steeple Chase Topples

Lucky for him his fellow students were busy watching real sports.

Running Accident picture Running Accident

All appendages on red: Twister challenge accepted

Cyanide and Happiness: Waiting for the Bus video Cyanide and Happiness: Waiting for the Bus

You can't outrun your problems, unless maybe you can run as fast as a car.

He immediately stumbled and got trampled on by 500 people. picture He immediately stumbled and got trampled on by 500 people.
Puppy Running In His Sleep video Puppy Running In His Sleep

This would've been a lot cuter if the house wasn't being robbed at the time.