Pretty sure his face just got BUSTED.
My money is on sonic.
Only the strongest nipples survive.
Slow and steady beats the world champion, apparently.
An effective way to get that heart rate up.
It's fiesta time. Come to poppa.
Eat your heart out, Vin Diesel
Nice guys CANNOT FINISH FIRST.
All in the Christmas spirit.
We all gotta hustle to make a penny into fifteen cents.
Treadmills are for practicing eating while walking only, not exercise.
She tried to poke me but it exploded my computer.
This must be hell. They're making me exercise.
Aw, someone tipped over my wind-up toy.
You know you're fat when...
"Hey, the sign says 'run,' not punch me in 'my stupid weasel face.'"
Can you say Cool Runnings sequel?
All appendages on red: Twister challenge accepted
He immediately stumbled and got trampled on by 500 people.
He must have taken it pretty hard, the loss that is.
Green man is totally just watching the race from the sidelines, tripping out on acid.
And that was the last time anyone went to Norway.