"Russia" Video

We're all going to die. He's just going to die sooner than the rest of us, if he hasn't already.

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

If being drunk in the afternoon isn't reason enough to dance, then I'm an alcoholic.

It's just like the movie Commando, except no one kidnapped his daughter, and he doesn't kill anyone, and there's more singing, and everything else is different.

From MURINSKIY

This is why Russian children consistently outperform US kids in having debilitating brain injuries.

Or, as they call it, Burger Tzar.

Aww, he thinks he's directing the flow of traffic.

Now all he has to do is turn into a human and he'll be passing the President's Challenge in no time.

From Smotrino

Punk's not dead, but it definitely will be if they get into any sort of accident.

Pain is a universal language.

Now that punching bag made entirely of money only seems slightly extravagant.

The only workout that makes you smell better when you're through.

Loser (and winner) gets rabies.

Opening scene from "Pirates Of the Caribbean 12: Yeah, We Know."

Trying to stop it won't be nearly as enjoyable.

Life's too short to try and make it last longer.

This guy laughs in the face of danger, especially when it's wearing novelty glasses.

From Seregais Tumeni

This is impressive until you find out he was trying to find a wife, not a fish.

"I find nothing strange about this." -the bus driver, for some reason.

Don't bring a dog to a cat fight.