"Russian" Video

Don't worry, it's totally safe. Only three people have died on it so far.

From FunnyFailClub2

"Oh, man, I've got to share this with my other sedentary Internet friends."

From avroraagata1

It was either that, or be late for work as a guy with broken legs impersonator.

Yeah, but can he read? He can? That makes sense, most kids his age can.

Roger Ebert gave it two human thumbs standing upright.

From karamsina

He's way too cool to "ride a motorcycle correctly" and "not end up face-down in the grass."

Don't bring a knife to an invisible guy fight.

Makes you wonder what would have happened if they were parked illegally.

And that's the last time any of them were ever seen alive.

"If we don't conduct these drills, the terrorists win."

These babies have the need for speed! Their bottle, a diaper change, and speed.

Just when you thought the video couldn't get any weirder.

I'm going to have to change my answer to how many 3-year-olds I could take in a fight. It should be zero.

He said he's going to try it with less and less snow until he breaks his arm. That way, he'll know what the maximum amount of snow is that he can jump onto from a 4-story window and still break his arm.

Ой! Это больно. Translation: Ouch! That hurt.

I'm not into brown haired girls.

You should see how they test bullet proof vests. It's much more scientific.

In Russia, this means they're married.

A CHTV Original goes international. Stay tuned for "Streitzen Fightierkas: The Later Yearz."

Everyone's happy when Mike's Russian mail order bride arrives. Everyone except his mother.