It's natural to have a crippling fear of fake sharks.
Double the party, double the 'Emerika.
Like you even started one, anyway.
This must be right next to I'm So Sad Now Boulevard.
Welcome to the rest of your life.
Great for heartbroken dry skin.
The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.
"I've seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn't even understand"-Vietnam Ror
"Ugh, not like YOU'D understand, MOM!"
Animals rule and sometimes, as humans, or animals dressed like humans on the internet, we forget that. It's time to show our little fuzzy friends how much we love them...by taking humiliating pictures …
"But maaaam, do I have to wear these? I look like a loser!"-a dog.
Because it's made with the tears of sad children.
Not even the world's smallest violin would play for it.
Making a child cry, just like the great St. Patrick intended.
Don't... Don't let them see your tears.
My jobs have been given to those damn electric hand dryers. I've got nothing left.
You killed them. You killed them all.