It's for your safety.
Oh, I thought all planes were supposed to have one wing made of metal and one of cardboard.
In the past week, rows of seats have come loose on three separate flights on American Airlines, two of which made emergency landings. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard American Airlines flight 25 …
We said safety begins with you. Not us.
Yep, that's definitely a bullet.
You could get the death penalty in Texas for doing this.
A place is only as safe as its top-ranking safety official.
She's more than qualified, her name is Irene.
Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night.
Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.
So long as he honks the horn when I gesture for it, I'm really not concerned with how safe he is.
Don't play with those jugs - they may save a life.