Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Hardly Working: Fire Warden
If Life Had An Airplane Safety Manual
Crane Lifts Riding Lawn Mower
Train Advertising Safety Crashes into Car
Woman Holds Gun up to Her Eye
Department Of Public Safety Driver Talking AND Texting
On second thought, it's probably cheaper to just poison your fat roommate.
Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.
Relax, it's safe.
The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night.
It's better to be absolutely devoid of harm than slightly sorry
Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.
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