An Important Safety Message from Fung Wah Buses

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:44:09 -0400

Hello, Fung Wah drivers! I have good news! Repair service is complete by inspectors, so I am happy to welcoming you back to your noble transportation service careers!

9 Less Controversial PSAs

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 10:22:26 -0500

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No Gangnam Style Allowed

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:07:23 -0400

It's for your safety.

Comforting Airplane Safety Warning

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:38:33 -0400

Oh, I thought all planes were supposed to have one wing made of metal and one of cardboard.

American Airlines' New Safety Speech

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:27:39 -0400

In the past week, rows of seats have come loose on three separate flights on American Airlines, two of which made emergency landings.

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Hardly Working: Fire Warden

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:36:16 -0400

The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.

If Life Had An Airplane Safety Manual

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 05:31:11 -0400

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Crane Lifts Riding Lawn Mower

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:58:47 -0400

Safety first!

Train Advertising Safety Crashes into Car

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 10:52:19 -0400

We said safety begins with you. Not us.

Woman Holds Gun up to Her Eye

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:37:09 -0400

Yep, that's definitely a bullet.

Department Of Public Safety Driver Talking AND Texting

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:13:04 -0500

You could get the death penalty in Texas for doing this.

Safety Officer Demonstrates How New Safe Ladder isn't Safe

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 14:52:50 -0500

A place is only as safe as its top-ranking safety official.

Girl Gives Sound Hurricane Safety Advice on the News

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 14:05:05 -0400

She's more than qualified, her name is Irene.

Dancing Flight Attendants Safety Demonstration

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:49:22 -0400

If safety comes first, entertaining dance routines are a close second. Complimentary peanuts are third.

Untitled 14

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:26:04 -0400

Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.

Untitled 15

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:20:25 -0400

It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.

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Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:42:04 -0500

The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night.

Amazing Safety Rope Saves Everyone

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:24:57 -0500

If ropes were eligible for the Purple Heart, this one would be a shoe-in.

It's better to be absolutely devoid of harm than slightly sorry

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:59:49 -0400

Cracked: "7 Safety Products For The Incredibly Paranoid"

Gruesome Safety Video

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:56:32 -0400

On the flip side, this director's horror films are boring and instructional.

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