CollegeHumor: Salad

Ordering a Salad with Every Topping Prank

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:50:30 -0500

One salad. 200 toppings.

Donald Duck Tits Salad

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 12:16:17 -0400

Just like mom used to make.

Allen Wrench in Salad

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 11:29:45 -0400

Ah, it's one of those IKEA salads.

POV: Eating a Salad

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 12:45:00 -0400

That which does not kill you makes you healthier.

What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:39:09 -0500

Who Brought It: Slightly Infirm Great Aunt

Why They Brought It: She can't really be trusted with an oven anymore, bless her heart.

What Else They Brought: A general reminder that death comes for us all.

Secret Ingredient: Oh god is that cat hair?

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Ranch Chug Fail

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 15:09:16 -0400

It's a good thing it wasn't a vinaigrette, he would have been blinded for sure.

Manliest Salad Ever

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 13:15:22 -0400

When adding raw meat is not an option..

Untitled 7

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:53:38 -0400

If he's still breathing then it's still fresh.

Untitled 8

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 00:08:51 -0500

Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry.

Untitled 9

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:21:47 -0400

Found this while driving a truck around neengland, this was most likely taken in new jersey. I dont know about you, but i like my salids fresh and green.

Untitled 10

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 13:12:11 -0400

Shouldn't she get an award instead of a fine?

Untitled 11

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:14:27 -0500

"I didn't think I was doing anything wrong."

Untitled 12

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0500

What's more formal then passing out in the salad at the formal?

Untitled 13

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 00:00:00 -0500

What? His salad was on the floor? I don't get it.

Untitled 14

Thu, 08 Jan 2004 00:00:00 -0500

I just may, sir!

Untitled 15

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 00:00:00 -0500

"I saw this sign on a counter in a dining hall at USC. Makes me wonder if they realize what they're advertising..."

Untitled 16

Sat, 20 Sep 2003 00:00:00 -0400

One way to make a tossed salad...