Although to be honest, it handles shockingly poorly.
"KEEP OUT. Or enter. I'm a sign not a cop." YEAH! You are just a sign, I can do whatever I want. But, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to obey.
I don't think popular R&B singer Seal would appreciate you giving away his number, man.
You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.
Ah, man, I just bought my solar meerkats last week and NOW they have the sale.
For just $3,000 more, you can hit him in the face with it.
Slashing letters equals slashing prices.
If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.
Get them while they're young.
He really should have reconsidered his "Free SUV if you see a misspelling" deal of the month.
Ironically, the rugs are made of hemp... and also full of drugs.
There are some things you don't want to cheap out on.
This new environmentally friendly policy replaces their $3.00 refills.
But farting is the best part of eating chili!
Joebob knew most of his clientele never wore shirts anyway.
Reminder: MILF Day is the third Sunday in May.
Some assembly required (broom, hat, carrot not included).
"You know what, I'll just have a glass of Jus D'Orange."
Walmart - rolling prices sideways.
What a deal!
Milk, milk, lemonade?