"Sale" Stuff

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picture Irregular boomerangs.

picture Some assembly required (broom, hat, carrot not included).

picture Reminder: MILF Day is the third Sunday in May.

Shit has been unfairly detained by our Government for political reasons. Free shit!

picture Shit has been unfairly detained by our Government for political reasons. Free shit!

picture What a deal!

"You know what, I'll just have a glass of Jus D'Orange."

picture "You know what, I'll just have a glass of Jus D'Orange."

Joebob knew most of his clientele never wore shirts anyway.

picture Joebob knew most of his clientele never wore shirts anyway.

Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free.

picture Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free.

But farting is the best part of eating chili!

picture But farting is the best part of eating chili!

There are some things you don't want to cheap out on.

picture There are some things you don't want to cheap out on.

"Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters."

picture "Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters."

A Tower Records gift card - truly the worst gift possible.

picture A Tower Records gift card - truly the worst gift possible.

Walmart - rolling prices sideways.

picture Walmart - rolling prices sideways.

This new environmentally friendly policy replaces their $3.00 refills.

picture This new environmentally friendly policy replaces their $3.00 refills.

Milk, milk, lemonade?

picture Milk, milk, lemonade?

ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE.

picture ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE.

"Where's my oil change, bitch?"

picture "Where's my oil change, bitch?"

75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.

picture 75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.

Refrigerator: Now with fewer letters

picture Refrigerator: Now with fewer letters

Slashing letters equals slashing prices.

No shirt, no shoes, free drinks.

picture No shirt, no shoes, free drinks.

Look honey, all I meant was that if your mother dies within the next two weeks it'll mean huge savings. What's wrong with that?

picture Look honey, all I meant was that if your mother dies within the next two weeks it'll mean huge savings. What's wrong with that?

Get them while they're young.

picture Get them while they're young.

He really should have reconsidered his "Free SUV if you see a misspelling" deal of the month.

picture He really should have reconsidered his "Free SUV if you see a misspelling" deal of the month.

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