Tag: Sale (Page 2)

Jerry's Store-o-rama Video Jerry's Store-o-rama
Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free. Picture Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free.
Look honey, all I meant was that if your mother dies within the next two weeks it'll mean huge savings. What's wrong with that? Picture Look honey, all I meant was that if your mother dies within the next two weeks it'll mean huge savings. What's wrong with that?
No shirt, no shoes, free drinks. Picture No shirt, no shoes, free drinks.
"Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters." Picture "Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters."
A Tower Records gift card - truly the worst gift possible. Picture A Tower Records gift card - truly the worst gift possible.
ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE. Picture ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE.
This sale is based on the Chinese superstition that purchasing an odd number of bowls is bad luck. Picture This sale is based on the Chinese superstition that purchasing an odd number of bowls is bad luck.
"Where's my oil change, bitch?" Picture "Where's my oil change, bitch?"
75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room. Picture 75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.
Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60. Picture Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60.
How much would sixty tickets be? Like maybe I could buy two 30's and save. Picture How much would sixty tickets be? Like maybe I could buy two 30's and save.
I was going to buy 24 cars anyway... Picture I was going to buy 24 cars anyway...
Looks like someone needs to take Econ 100 again. Picture Looks like someone needs to take Econ 100 again.
Sign, it's like you read my mind. Picture Sign, it's like you read my mind.
Used... in what way? Picture Used... in what way?
Hey, guess what DVDs are on sale! Picture Hey, guess what DVDs are on sale!
That was the only time anybody flipped the car over, we swear. Picture That was the only time anybody flipped the car over, we swear.
It's like Popeye's spinach, except for rapists. Picture It's like Popeye's spinach, except for rapists.
You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means. Picture You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.
Wow. Picture Wow.
I'd love to stick them right back in her bargain bin. Picture I'd love to stick them right back in her bargain bin.
"Walmart knows college kids." Picture "Walmart knows college kids."
As long as the shirt says "I had sex wtih an alligator" I'm in. I want everyone to know. Picture As long as the shirt says "I had sex wtih an alligator" I'm in. I want everyone to know.