Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Milk, milk, lemonade?
Shit has been unfairly detained by our Government for political reasons. Free shit!
Fuck you McDonalds, sauce should be free.
Look honey, all I meant was that if your mother dies within the next two weeks it'll mean huge savings. What's wrong with that?
No shirt, no shoes, free drinks.
"Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters."
A Tower Records gift card - truly the worst gift possible.
ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE.
This sale is based on the Chinese superstition that purchasing an odd number of bowls is bad luck.
"Where's my oil change, bitch?"
75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.
Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60.
How much would sixty tickets be? Like maybe I could buy two 30's and save.
I was going to buy 24 cars anyway...
Looks like someone needs to take Econ 100 again.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.