Tag: Sand Penis

All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out. Picture All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out.
"Also, notice the seaweed/hair on the balls." Subtle. Picture "Also, notice the seaweed/hair on the balls." Subtle.
To say this picture is JUST a sand penis would be insulting. Picture To say this picture is JUST a sand penis would be insulting.
All those snow penises have melted away, we are in sand penis country now. Also, those twins are hot. Picture All those snow penises have melted away, we are in sand penis country now. Also, those twins are hot.
No suntan lotion? Picture No suntan lotion?
"Not only do we beat the previous sand penis with ball hair but we also have hot girls." Picture "Not only do we beat the previous sand penis with ball hair but we also have hot girls."
"My girlfriend devised a simple diagram to distinguish each others beach towels." Picture "My girlfriend devised a simple diagram to distinguish each others beach towels."
Yeah, I know it's sand. But it's still kinda cool. Picture Yeah, I know it's sand. But it's still kinda cool.
"These old people saw my penis and couldn't resist." Picture "These old people saw my penis and couldn't resist."