Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
13 Sandcastles Made By Some Real Pervs
All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out.
"Also, notice the seaweed/hair on the balls." Subtle.
To say this picture is JUST a sand penis would be insulting.
All those snow penises have melted away, we are in sand penis country now. Also, those twins are hot.
No suntan lotion?
"Not only do we beat the previous sand penis with ball hair but we also have hot girls."
"My girlfriend devised a simple diagram to distinguish each others beach towels."
Yeah, I know it's sand. But it's still kinda cool.
"These old people saw my penis and couldn't resist."
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