Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If you keep doing that, the problem isn't going to go away.
"The girl in the middle has crabs."
How much would you pay to see a 300+ pound man jump on top of them?
"Uh oh... better start digging."
What do you mean how are we going to get the sand out? Don't you understand - our living room is a beach now.
Don't you hate it when you get sand in your crack?
A dick that's only about twice as long as it is thick.
The only way they could get him to sit still for the senior picture.
Ahhh being on the beach with nothing to do.
Somtimes it's nice to go on vacation and just pass out in the sand.
To say this picture is JUST a sand penis would be insulting.
All those snow penises have melted away, we are in sand penis country now. Also, those twins are hot.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.