CollegeHumor: Sand

Australian Snowman

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 13:43:06 -0500

Chill, brah.

Sand Coffin

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:50:48 -0400

This isn't what I meant when I said we should bury her in the sand.

Seagulls Crap on Guy Buried in Sand

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 11:29:24 -0400

Don't worry. Some people say that's good luck.

Sand Shadow Faces

Tue, 31 May 2011 14:24:27 -0400

This was their family photo every year until Bradley got his acne under control.

Dinosaur Sand Sculpture

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:04:32 -0400

Wait, I thought artists were extinct.

Excavating the Hard Way

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 12:36:11 -0500

Nothing in life comes easy, especially when you don't know how machines work.

Untitled 6

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:57:54 -0400

Works especially well with skydivers. Unfortunately they're all men.

Untitled 7

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:39:46 -0400

All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out.

Untitled 8

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:29:34 -0400

Unfortunately, Pluto was washed out to sea.

Prayer Prank

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:42:24 -0400

God LOL'd.

Untitled 10

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:26:22 -0500

(Hand) Sex on the beach.

Untitled 11

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:26:28 -0500

This is a very graphic representation of the Trojan Horse sneaking into Troy. And it was built by a 6 year-old.

Untitled 12

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:08:56 -0400

Sand always creeps into the most annoying places.

Footprints

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:44:47 -0400

Sometimes when life gets tough, God picks you up and carries you. But sometimes God gets tired of your crap.

Sex on the Beach

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:08:22 -0400

GUY: You know, my parents aren't home, we can just go back to my beach house.

GIRL: But it's soooo romantic out here, isn't it?! I've always dreamt of making love on the beach!

GUY: Oh, okay, but isn't it kind of cold?

GIRL: That's what body heat is for, baby. Come on, let's take of your trunks.
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Untitled 15

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:38:56 -0400

If we panned out you'd see 3 other girls making the letters M, C, and A.

Untitled 16

Sat, 02 May 2009 20:21:16 -0400

That must be a Colombian tanker spill.

Untitled 17

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:16:12 -0400

"And this is my beautiful castle. If you step inside I'll give you a quick tour."

Untitled 18

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:09:28 -0400

He's shifting into third gear.

Clumsy Reporter Destroys Sand Art

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:06:01 -0400

Rescue efforts continue to save the hundreds of tiny sand castle dwellers trapped underneath the rubble.