Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Happy X-TREME-MAS, suckas!
See? Ignorance is bliss. Receiving presents from a older jolly man in a red suit is also bliss.
They all got coal. Not because they were naughty, just because they wanted a gift that's as black as their tortured souls.
Santa's Terrible Entrance
Don't blame the kids. Santa's been sitting dead like that for 2.5 days now. His body and hands are ice cold.
"Let's put a smile on that (fat) face."
Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
You're better off just sending a letter
The 6 Most Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa Claus
"This is my uncle. He has schizophrenia, but I think he did a pretty good job this year."
25 Sexy Santas
You may want to block off your chimney this year, folks.
The seat's made out of Rudolph's hide.
Santa's jolliness doesn't translate well online
Santa's Yahoo Answers
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.