Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
"That's not a stocking hes packing."
"I made the globe much like a mylar ballon is constructed - with two flat discs glued at the edges. The entry point in the bottom is a 'tube' made of thinner clear vinyl. The tube seals around my waist and holes in the tube keep the globe inflated. The
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
Santa doesn't look so good. No worry, he still has 9 months to get everything together.
Go Santa! Go Santa!
Then hoe come he didn't smoke any of the stuff I left out for him?
Making toys all year, checking that damn list twice, hurrying around the globe Christmas eve - it's all a big pain in the ass. But it's nights like tonight that make it all worth it.
Nothing says "Chirstmas!" like the tears of children.
"Explain this to your kid."
ONE NIGHT ONLY
Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving.
It's going to take Santa two nights this year.
"Just so you all know... Jared went to the mall BY HIMSELF... and had this picture taken. He even stole the helper elf's hat! Wow." ~ His WifeAny other big kids out there taking pictures with Santa at the mall this year? Send them in!
A stop motion movie about Santa Claus getting pulled over, that's seasonal.
"Spotted Santa on summer vacation."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.