You can't tell, but his fingernails are breaking her skin.
Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.
"He kept referring to his pinky finger as Santa's Little Helper."
Santa baby, just get a little grumpy for me, I see. And hurry down the chimney tonight!
Tiz da seeson
"It's just too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around."
When I die, I have made sure that my friends know what to do: 1. Put me in a Santa costume. 2. Find a few reindeer (dead, also). 3. Hire a small plane. 4. Take us up and throw us out.I'd prefer i …
"In Lebanon Santa sells cotton candy on the side of the road in July."
Yeah, well Jesus never gave me presents.