Everyone knows sharks aren't real. picture Everyone knows sharks aren't real.

| 54 comments | November 23, 2010
Happy X-TREME-MAS, suckas! picture Happy X-TREME-MAS, suckas!

| 3 comments | August 06, 2010
They all got coal. Not because they were naughty, just because they wanted a gift that's as black as their tortured souls. picture They all got coal. Not because they were naughty, just because they wanted a gift that's as black as their tortured souls.

| 64 comments | January 11, 2010
Don't blame the kids. Santa's been sitting dead like that for 2.5 days now. His body and hands are ice cold. picture Don't blame the kids. Santa's been sitting dead like that for 2.5 days now. His body and hands are ice cold.

From roche

| 62 comments | December 29, 2009
She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest. picture She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest.

| 122 comments | December 28, 2008
You can't tell, but his fingernails are breaking her skin. picture You can't tell, but his fingernails are breaking her skin.

From ean:Hydro's sidekick

| 126 comments | December 08, 2008
Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy. picture Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.

From Luke

| 290 comments | December 04, 2008
"He kept referring to his pinky finger as Santa's Little Helper." picture "He kept referring to his pinky finger as Santa's Little Helper."

From Matthew

| 132 comments | November 29, 2008
Santa baby, just get a little grumpy for me, I see. And hurry down the chimney tonight! picture Santa baby, just get a little grumpy for me, I see. And hurry down the chimney tonight!

| 52 comments | December 27, 2007
"It's just too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around." picture "It's just too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around."

From Cap

| 67 comments | November 26, 2007
"In Lebanon Santa sells cotton candy on the side of the road in July." picture "In Lebanon Santa sells cotton candy on the side of the road in July."

From cbrnole

| 1 comment | July 26, 2006
Yeah, well Jesus never gave me presents. picture Yeah, well Jesus never gave me presents.

From Mitch

| 1 comment | July 18, 2006