Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
We bow to you, King of Shame.
Don't worry, he emerged a butterfly.
I passed out on East Fourth street last night.
Excuse me officer, can I borrow your tazer gun?
"We put rolls of tissue and toilet paper in our friends door way, saran wrapped it in, and then covered it with post its."
The ugliest part of the shaming is that stupid backwards hat they made him wear.
"When your roomate won't stop leaving her entire wardrobe on your floor."
You think the outside of that is gross, you should smell what's happening inside.
"We're in a prank war with some girls from our hall, and this was our last prank. We took all of their clothes, mixed them together, and saran wrapped them to the pool table in the lobby."
"This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers." "Hey, that's a half-truth!"
How to keep your friend's car fresh overnight.
I'm all in. Literally.
We're not going to use the pickup truck until next week, wrap it up to keep it fresh.
Imagine how dissapointed he'll be when he clears out the police tape and garbage bags, only to find out everything is still saran wrapped.
Anything But Clothes party, or glimpse into the future of fashion?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.