Picture "We put rolls of tissue and toilet paper in our friends door way, saran wrapped it in, and then covered it with post its."
Picture "We're in a prank war with some girls from our hall, and this was our last prank. We took all of their clothes, mixed them together, and saran wrapped them to the pool table in the lobby."
Picture "This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers." "Hey, that's a half-truth!"
Picture Imagine how dissapointed he'll be when he clears out the police tape and garbage bags, only to find out everything is still saran wrapped.